i eat irony for breakfast

Hazel and Gus on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/128189219/via/lover_photos
(7) Tumblr on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/128189390/via/valentinars

“It’s terribly bad for a girl to be too pretty. It stops her developing any humour or a personality”

—   About Time (via fallingall-overtheplace)

“It’s amazing how words can do that, just shred your insides apart.”

—   Lauren Oliver, Delirium #1 (via quotethat)

(via callieforniaeastcoast)

“I am the sea and nobody owns me.”

—   Pippi Longstocking (1997)

(Source: dimmadamn, via callieforniaeastcoast)

tupacabra:

i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye

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How I feel about Eddie Redmayne

How I feel about Eddie Redmayne

Europeans:

I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans:

I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

#australians:

i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

Europeans:

I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans:

I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

#australians:

i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay